Inside the EIectric Circus

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caseyanthonyofficial:

I took my kitten to the vet and all the veterinarians were all cuddling him and tickling him and going “awwwwww” and I realized that even though they see kittens every day they never get tired of it because they love them so much. And then I thought about gynecologists.

Posted 3 days ago With 10,355 notes

reblog if your icon is a sex god from the high heavens

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ibetdavidbowie:

I bet David Bowie could make a woman orgasm just by shaking her hand.

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ibetdavidbowie:

i bet david bowie walks in to a room and then the room is suddenly filled with heavenly angels and their music

Posted 3 days ago With 12 notes

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oh-no-love:

David Bowie is exposition.
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  • normal person: sings lyrics
  • me: sings lyrics
  • sings backup vocals
  • sings guitar riffs
  • air-drums entire song
  • headbangs
  • does choreography from music video

Posted 4 days ago With 18,313 notes

Tagged: #true story

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deucebasket:

threw a boomerang like 6 years ago and it never came back so now I live in constant fear

Posted 4 days ago With 356,958 notes

how do fourteen year olds get pregnant, I can’t even get a high five from a guy

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