I took my kitten to the vet and all the veterinarians were all cuddling him and tickling him and going “awwwwww” and I realized that even though they see kittens every day they never get tired of it because they love them so much. And then I thought about gynecologists.
reblog if your icon is a sex god from the high heavens
I bet David Bowie could make a woman orgasm just by shaking her hand.
i bet david bowie walks in to a room and then the room is suddenly filled with heavenly angels and their music
- normal person: sings lyrics
- me: sings lyrics
- sings backup vocals
- sings guitar riffs
- air-drums entire song
- does choreography from music video
Tagged: #true story
threw a boomerang like 6 years ago and it never came back so now I live in constant fear
how do fourteen year olds get pregnant, I can’t even get a high five from a guy